The Purple King

The Purple King often carried a block of cheese that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Purple King always carried a cheese grater that they would cuddle. It was a fairly curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels it was awe-inspring. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple King searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Purple King often carried a little monkey that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple King looked for a can of Dr Pepper to drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Purple King desperately needed a spade that they liked to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to select.