His Retarded King

His Retarded King always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Retarded King needed a wig to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded King desperately needed a tomato that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A tomato is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded King desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

His Retarded King owned a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded King always kept a radiator that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.