The Bum Loving King

The Bum Loving King wanted a sponge that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving King often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It is a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving King desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes share. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving King desperately desired a spade that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving King desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving King looked for a tomato that they would often demolish. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.