Their Bewildered King

Their Bewildered King desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

Their Bewildered King desperately looked for a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided it was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer of all things.

Their Bewildered King craved for a sword that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item chosen.

Their Bewildered King owned a ball that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

Their Bewildered King always had with them a chocolate bar to throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Their Bewildered King always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp of all things.