Her Scary King

Her Scary King wanted a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A bag of flour is the item to select.

Her Scary King always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

Her Scary King always carried a vibrator that they liked to annihilate It should have been a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Scary King carried a pen that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pen of all things.

Her Scary King owned a bag of poop that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed it would be epic. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Scary King desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.