A Horny King

A Horny King found a cheese grater that they would often hug. It should have been a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Horny King craved for a pen to drop. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to many, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to select.

A Horny King looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny King desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes embrace. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

A Horny King desperately desired a mug that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Horny King always had with them a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.