His Orange King

His Orange King desperately wanted a cup to embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it

His Orange King desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Orange King desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

His Orange King searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Orange King searched for a dildo that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

His Orange King owned a set of lego that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.