The Stupid King

The Stupid King searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the King, who had decided it was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid King carried a mug to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid King desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Stupid King owned a spade that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Stupid King desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid King desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.