The Depressed King

The Depressed King searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed King always kept a big sponge to insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed it would be epic. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed King looked for a condom that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed King wanted a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. A set square being the item opted for.

The Depressed King desperately needed a condom that they liked to smash. It is a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed King desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often embrace. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.