The Chinese King

The Chinese King found a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Chinese King owned a ball that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Chinese King always had with them a stapler that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Chinese King always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was exciting. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese King owned a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Chinese King always had with them a bag of flour that they would cuddle. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the King, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the thing selected.