His Careful King

His Careful King desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.

His Careful King owned a bottle of beer to hug. It should have been an original undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

His Careful King desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Careful King desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to worship. This seems a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

His Careful King desperately searched for a condom that they would demolish. This seems to be a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

His Careful King wanted a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.