My Purple King

My Purple King always kept a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

My Purple King desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup having that done to it

My Purple King desperately needed a lava lamp to eat. It might be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Purple King desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Purple King often carried a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

My Purple King searched for a toilet brush that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.