His Crazy King

His Crazy King searched for a pint of cider that they liked to hug. This seems an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

His Crazy King found a cup that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Crazy King craved for a dildo that they would throw. It is a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

His Crazy King found a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the King, who thought it would be exciting. A little monkey being the chosen item.

His Crazy King had a wig that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. A wig being the item selected.

His Crazy King desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.