A Boring King

A Boring King desperately wanted a bat that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Boring King desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to annihilate It would have been a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A porno magazine is the item to opt for.

A Boring King desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring King desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Boring King desperately wanted a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

A Boring King desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.