A Orange King

A Orange King always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

A Orange King always carried a hat that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A hat being the item opted for.

A Orange King needed a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was fun. A pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Orange King owned a dildo that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Orange King had a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Orange King desperately desired a rubber johnny to drop. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.