A Foolish King

A Foolish King owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Foolish King had a melon that they would often share. It is a curious idea, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Foolish King carried a bat to worship. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish King desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Foolish King found a sword that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

A Foolish King desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.