My Ugly King

My Ugly King found a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

My Ugly King always carried a set of lego that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

My Ugly King desperately searched for a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

My Ugly King had a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Ugly King craved for a tomato that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a tomato being the thing selected.

My Ugly King always kept a spade to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.