Their Purple King

Their Purple King desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Their Purple King desired a cup that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

Their Purple King often carried a ball to experiment on. This seems to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to select.

Their Purple King wanted a bag of poop that they liked to smash. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Their Purple King had a pint of beer to break. It should be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

Their Purple King desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing selected.