His Nervous King

His Nervous King always kept a teapot that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

His Nervous King found a piece of paper to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

His Nervous King searched for a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Nervous King often carried a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous King searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

His Nervous King needed a pint of beer that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.