Retarded King

Retarded King always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded King always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Retarded King had a little monkey that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

Retarded King desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. It should have been an original operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

Retarded King often carried a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

Retarded King always kept a stapler that they would experiment on. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.