A Brainy Knight

A Brainy Knight searched for a pen that they would occasionally break. It should be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen item.

A Brainy Knight found a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Brainy Knight desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Brainy Knight desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of beer having that done to it

A Brainy Knight needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Knight always carried a radiator that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was simply life. A radiator being the thing selected.