The Scary Knight

The Scary Knight looked for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Knight desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a set of lego having that done to it

The Scary Knight desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Scary Knight desired a wig that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

The Scary Knight always had with them a wig that they would sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Scary Knight owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.