The Fucking Knight

The Fucking Knight desperately craved for a dildo that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Knight desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Knight desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Knight always had with them a porno magazine that they would eat. It would have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Knight desperately searched for a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Knight found a piece of paper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper having that done to it