The Red Knight

The Red Knight needed a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Knight desperately desired a porno magazine that they would break. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Red Knight desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat having that done to it

The Red Knight desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a condom being the item opted for.

The Red Knight always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Red Knight desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.