The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Depressed Knight searched for a ball that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight found a bat that they would often eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Knight desperately wanted a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Depressed Knight had a crown that they would often share. One might say this is a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.

The Depressed Knight owned a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pen was the chosen thing.