Their Round Knight

Their Round Knight craved for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It was considered to be a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Their Round Knight found a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a strange idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be amazing. A hat is the item to choose.

Their Round Knight desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. It might be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Their Round Knight wanted a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

Their Round Knight desperately searched for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Their Round Knight desperately desired a sword to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.