The Jolly Knight

The Jolly Knight craved for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It might be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Jolly Knight looked for a bottle of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Jolly Knight always kept a hat that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Knight desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Knight desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Jolly Knight desperately searched for a custard pie to break. It would be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A custard pie being the thing opted for.