The Horny Knight

The Horny Knight desired a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Horny Knight desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Horny Knight desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Horny Knight had a rubber johnny to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Horny Knight needed a pen that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Knight desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a strange idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.