My Adorable Knight

My Adorable Knight owned a big sponge that they would experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adorable Knight desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It would have been a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

My Adorable Knight desired a melon to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Adorable Knight carried a set square that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Adorable Knight needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

My Adorable Knight desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.