My Yellow Knight

My Yellow Knight desperately craved for a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Knight desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Yellow Knight carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

My Yellow Knight had a cup that they sometimes break. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

My Yellow Knight desired a melon to experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

My Yellow Knight always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.