His Round Knight

His Round Knight always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

His Round Knight always carried a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

His Round Knight looked for a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

His Round Knight carried a dildo to sleep with. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

His Round Knight often carried a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

His Round Knight desperately needed a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a new exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be spectacular. A ball was the thing that was chosen.