The Orange Knight

The Orange Knight desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Knight looked for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Orange Knight wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It was an odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Knight often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Orange Knight always kept a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Knight needed a custard pie that they sometimes hug. It might have been a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.