The Bum Loving Knight

The Bum Loving Knight always carried a computer that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Knight desired a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Knight craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Knight often carried a set square that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Knight wanted a can of Tango that they liked to break. It is a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Knight desired a melon that they would often eat. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was miraculous. A melon was the item that was opted for.