Her Retarded Knight

Her Retarded Knight always kept a set square that they sometimes share. It might be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A set square being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Knight found a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Knight always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

Her Retarded Knight searched for a stapler that they would experiment on. It might be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

Her Retarded Knight desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Her Retarded Knight looked for a cup that they would often drop. It is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.