The Horny Knight

The Horny Knight carried a vibrator that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Knight always had with them a magic 8 ball to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Knight always kept a toilet brush that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Knight craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Knight desperately searched for a dildo that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Knight looked for a dildo that they sometimes drop. This seems an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.