The Handsome Knight

The Handsome Knight wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Knight desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A stapler is the thing to select.

The Handsome Knight desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Knight always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Knight desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Knight desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.