My Bum Loving Knight

My Bum Loving Knight carried a little monkey that they would play with. It would be a surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Knight often carried a dildo to experiment on. It might have been a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Knight always had with them a sponge to hug. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sponge of all things.

My Bum Loving Knight always had with them a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Knight desired a Harry Potter wand to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Knight needed a CD player that they liked to demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.