Her Nervous Knight

Her Nervous Knight wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Knight desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Knight looked for a ball to throw. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Knight always carried a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Knight often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Knight needed a CD player to put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.