My Grumpy Knight

My Grumpy Knight always kept a set of lego that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was simply life. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Knight wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Knight desperately looked for a dildo that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Knight desperately searched for a custard pie that they would cuddle. It would have been a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Grumpy Knight always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. It should be a funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Knight looked for a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.