The Gentle Knight

The Gentle Knight searched for a hat that they liked to drop. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Knight desired a toilet brush that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Knight desperately needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Gentle Knight carried a dildo that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it was awe-inspring. A dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Knight carried a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It would have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Knight wanted a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.