Her Green Knight

Her Green Knight craved for a mug that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the chosen item.

Her Green Knight often carried a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A dildo is the thing to choose.

Her Green Knight desired a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

Her Green Knight desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Green Knight desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Her Green Knight desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. It might be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.