Bum Loving Knight

Bum Loving Knight needed a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Knight desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally hug. It should be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Bum Loving Knight desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

Bum Loving Knight desperately needed a can of coke that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Bum Loving Knight desperately searched for a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Knight found a sword that they would break. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to choose.