The Horny Knight

The Horny Knight desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Horny Knight always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Horny Knight owned a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a sword of all things.

The Horny Knight often carried a radiator that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Horny Knight owned a radiator that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Knight always kept a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.