The Orange Knight

The Orange Knight always kept a dildo that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Orange Knight desperately desired a little monkey to break. One might say this is a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Knight always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Knight needed a radiator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

The Orange Knight needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Orange Knight desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.