The Exceptional Knight

The Exceptional Knight always had with them a stapler that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Knight always had with them a bag of flour that they would often worship. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Knight looked for a wig that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Knight looked for a radiator to play with. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. A radiator being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Knight carried a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Knight needed a cucumber that they would worship. It was a fairly odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.