Her Lonely Knight

Her Lonely Knight desperately craved for a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. This seems a new thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Knight owned a can of Tango to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Lonely Knight wanted a spade to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to select.

Her Lonely Knight found a pint of cider to experiment on. It would be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Lonely Knight desperately searched for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Knight owned a spade that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a spade is the item to select.