The Nervous Knight

The Nervous Knight always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Nervous Knight desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Knight owned a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Knight owned a sponge that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Nervous Knight needed a wig that they would put down their trousers. It would have been an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Knight always carried a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.