A Cheerful Knight

A Cheerful Knight desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would often break. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Cheerful Knight always had with them a dildo to play with. It would be a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Knight always carried a CD player to put on his head. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Cheerful Knight often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. This might appear to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Knight desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

A Cheerful Knight desperately searched for a custard pie to put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be fun. A custard pie is the thing to select.