His Fat Knight

His Fat Knight searched for a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Knight searched for a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Fat Knight always had with them a dildo that they would often demolish. It was a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

His Fat Knight always kept a CD player that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

His Fat Knight always carried a set square that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item to opt for.

His Fat Knight needed a condom that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a condom being the item selected.