A Naughty Knight

A Naughty Knight had a wig to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Knight desperately craved for a pint of beer to throw. It was a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

A Naughty Knight owned a crown that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Knight looked for a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

A Naughty Knight searched for a painting of a melon to put on his head. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Knight looked for a computer that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a computer would be the item chosen.